what the fuck
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
i think i’ve tricked certain people into thinking im cooler than i am
I went to go get water and my legs had been all crossed up so I was walking funny then I started to laugh and had to hold it in so I’m fucking waddling down the hall snickering like a goddamn water seeking night terror and I fucking forgot to grab food
wildlingoreiad this happened. I ended up finding crackers which sufficed for now, lol.
you may yet survive the long and desolate winter ~*~*
there is pumpkin pie in the fridge. and rooibos spice tea….. if i don’t return to nightblogging, i have collapsed into a food coma. just wait longer
you’re making me both thirsty and hungry because I am wide a fucking wake and I don’t have access to anything
*pours you a cup of tea and warms up a piece of pumpkin pie for your lil plate*
So this pie + tea + marshmallow blanket combo is pretty lovely and autumnal…
But, Lo the apples fall onto the roof and scare the living fuck out of me. Autumn has officially arrived for me, the death of the year.
LET US BURY 2014
A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.
(via eveningoutwithyourgirlfr13nd) —
The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…
Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.
“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing
Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
It looks so pretty
im gonna fuck this planet
I will allow the fucking of Mercury.
Aerial | Baptise Debombourg.
Shattering glass flooding into a room of Brauweiler Abbey in Germany.
Jing Wen @ Jonathan Saunders SS15